Family Matters – Thankful for Men Who Matter

June 16, 2019 ()

Bible Text: 1 Thessalonians 2:10–12 |

Series:

Family Matters – Thankful for Men Who Matter*

Top 10 Dad Jokes

  1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired.
  2. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
  3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  4. What do you call a thousand rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline.
  5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  6. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
  7. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
  8. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
  9. What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.
  10. What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

 

  1. They are a good example.

  2. They are caring for their kids.

  3. They are encouraging their kids.

  4. They are comforting their kids.

  5. They are urging their kids to have a great relationship with God.

Remember

  1. God is the only perfect Father.

  2. The Holy Spirit is working in our lives to help us.

  3. We do not do this alone.

* I found this basic outline in multiple places, so I am unsure who is the originator. I put my own thoughts and research to it, but the skeleton is most certainly not original with me.

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